Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
