you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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