His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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