I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I have tasted many bathrooms
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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