where am i from again
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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