who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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