I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Boobs speak an international language.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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