Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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