all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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