Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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