When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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