You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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