I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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