i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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