Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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