i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
A+ Viking dick
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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