I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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