Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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