are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It was like giving head to a cactus.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
