worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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