I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
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went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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