How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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