Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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