Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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