I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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