Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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