I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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