I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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