It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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