we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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