You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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