My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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