i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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