Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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