Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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