it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So much Jack, so little girl.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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