She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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