last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Randomize
