Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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