check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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