so explain again why im purple
no
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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