nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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