whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Congratulations! We have a period
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Panties = found
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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