I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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