About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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