So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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