Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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