I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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