This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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