I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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