just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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