jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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